Since the Falklands war there have been many accounts of what happened. In most retellings of the battles 29 Commando Regiment have been sidelined to a few paragraphs. Even though we were involved in every part of the conflict from the planning stage to the final assault on Stanley.
Here's our chance to have our say and put the record straight, lets give our own account and let the world know what would've happened had we not been there. And a reminder that an army marches on it's sense of humour not its stomach, well most of us.
Neil Randall
Friday 2nd April 1982
The C.O. Lt Col M.J. Holroyd-Smith was woken from his slumber by telephone call at 04.00 hrs, to inform him that the Regiment was warned for operations, due to the invasion of the Falkland Islands by Argentine forces. Four hours later the rank and file totally unaware of the phone call earlier, were preparing for a well earned Easter leave. The pads were kissing goodbye to their wives, promising not to have too long a lunchtime session before coming home, and all the inliers were packed and ready to go home and see mum. However all plans were brought to a grinding halt, when on morning parade we were informed of the Falklands Situation. Most thoughts were, who the f**k's invaded Scotland? To add insult to injury it was to be a full working weekend. Let us get our hands on those friggin' Argies! (Now we know who & where they are)
Saturday 3rd April
Work commenced 0900 hrs. Frantic day of start/stop, hurry up and wait, load/unload, stand to/stand down. Most equipment was still in the chacons left over from the Norway deployment. Custom seals were broken the kit was hurriedly issued and redistributed, along with all the contraband booze. Most wives were very poorly informed and only got information when husbands returned home in the evening. Naturally rumour control swept the married quarters the doom & gloom merchants had a field day so were in their element. We mainly prepared for what we thought would be a short lived operational deployment & be off on leave midweek sometime. Shamus O'Leary was given permission to have a couple of hours off as he had a pressing engagement at the church.
Benny Duce
remembers......One of the things that I remember well
before we deployed was Shamus O'Leary's wedding. He got married on Sat 3rd
April. The best part of 79 Bty was invited, obviously due to the circumstances
the whole thing had to be curtailed slightly. I can't remember the exact time of
the wedding, anyway the BC allowed us to spend 2 hours or so with them before we
all had to be back in the Citadel and carry on transferring the FACE out of the land rovers
and back into the BV 's. I can't remember if he had the Sunday off or not
suffice to say though that we sailed on the 6th.
Nick
Jones also remembers Seamus's wedding and adds these notes to the
"happy" day along with a few other gems.
Seamus
O'leary's wedding, myself and Ginge Kirby were to be his ushers but had to
cancel our morning suit hire with Moss Bros on the day of the wedding as we were
tasked with nearly every driver in the regiment, to go to Taunton to pick up
every available BV. Needless to say neither of us attended his wedding!!
I
was absolutely threaders because as you stated the Regiment was to go on Easter
leave on the Friday but the BSM, Ray Hankin, had seen fit to put me on duty
driver that day. After a swift argument in his office the day before, which
incidentally he won, I was told tough luck, soldier on!! If you remember, duty
driver’s tasks were very boring and very short? This one was the worst I ever
experienced; I was on the go solidly for the whole twenty-four hours and in fact
missed all regular meal times in the galley and had to make do with the odd brew
and sandwich in the guardroom in between visits to Hamoaze House.
The
one moment about loading ship that is very vivid in my mind, was that evening
sat in the galley having our evening meal watching TSW. They had set up camera
outside the main gate to film the regiment going to war. This was to be a very
serious and special moment when out came the first BV. I can't remember who was
driving but stood up in the passenger seat doing his Adolf Hitler impression
with a Nazi Panzer commander’s salute was Billy (Scouse) Culkin!!! As you can
imagine the Battery just fell about laughing.
Sunday 4th April
Tregantle firing range was opened for zeroing of small arms from 0830 hrs to dusk. Was there really any point in it? It struck most of us this was a panic action and a way of keeping the troops occupied. Ship movements and loading
have been decided today. Like magic, left handed respirators and other equipment long thought unobtainable has appeared, we have been asking for this sort of kit for years only to be told there was none in store!Late afternoon the MGRM visits, oh joy just what we need all the
Rupert's panicking, do these guys really believe that a visit from them is good for troop morale? Final briefings are given before the Regiment is split to the task force. 79 and HQ Bty commenced to load onto the Sir Geraint from 2200hrs at Devonport.
All remaining personal mustered in the Citadel, preparing to travel to their ports of embarkation. There were sad tearful goodbyes from loved ones, and the feelings of trepidation and stepping into the unknown for most members of the Regiment.
We have heard of the big send offs the troops are having a wait in anticipation for our 15 minutes of fame. as the ship pulls from the dock a few dockers shout such phrases as. "Kick their arses" & "make Argentina cry for us." etc, but no waving crowds or press flash bulbs, just one solitary car on the head land flashing its head light I say light because just to add insult to injury only one was working!
That night was spent in idle speculation as to what lay ahead.
For those interested in such things there now follows the loading manifest.
LPD HMS Fearless---CO's TAC 0C &0D. 8 Bty guns/Stores ammo & 14 men, BC T BTY & BC 148
LSL Sir Geraint--- RHQ/HQ & LAD,79 BTY Less BC & FOO & T Bty less BC
LSL Sir Percival--- 7 Bty complete, 8 Bty personnel (BC & FOO on Geraint + 14 men on fearless) FO1
SS Canberra--- BC's 8 + 79 & respective FOOs (Lucky buggers)
That to the best of my knowledge is how everyone was loaded if you know better let us know and we'll up date the info
Tuesday 6th April
The Regiment was at sea less HMS Fearless which left Portsmouth 10:00Hrs. A large crowd gathered to watch them leave and they received a great number of compliments as they sailed down Portsmouth narrows.
They had a brief stop at spithead to load LCUs they then gave full steam to catch up with the LSL & RFAs. CO 29 joined the ship at 20:00 Hrs by sea king along with the Brigadier.
Wednesday 7th April
The task force met up during the night and started the long journey south.
It became apparent on the LSLs that it was to be a rather uncomfortable journey for the junior ranks, because the ships were loaded in haste the amount of men to mess deck space was either forgotten or not even thought about which meant some guys sleeping on the fold up seats a some even on the floor (Deck for you old sea dogs).
Thursday 8th April
The SS Canberra sailed from Southampton to a massive farewell from the public and press the news reels looked like it was going for a cruise rather than to war.
The task force carried out action stations for the first of many times at the moment it still feels as if we are on an exercise nothing is being taken too seriously.
Although one thing was taken seriously and that was the problem with water on the LSLs or should I say the lack of water. The LSLs did not have large desalination plants and were not meant to carry the amount of troops which were on board, so it was decided to ration the water. The water to the main decks was to be switched on for one hour a day for the whole ships company, which on our ship I believe was between 16:00 & 17:00. What a nightmare the whole ships company trying to get themselves and their dhobi done at the same time, oh are we going to enjoy our cruise or what! To add to that some bright spark decided we should carry out our physical exercises in the early morning. This meant we had to spend the whole day stinking of sweat & covered in rust & oil from the tank deck, some how think the water isn't off for all the ships company?
Friday 9th April (Good Friday)
Ships routine is now firmly set PT in the mornings until it was realised that the water situation meant a rather bad hum hung around for the day especially if the PT was on the tank deck. Training plans are drawn up, with the equipment on board some of the instructors had their work cut out but as usual rose to the challenge and some of the training was excellent.
A Nimrod did a canister drop with videos of the BBC nine o'clock news & ITV ten o'clock news god knows where they ended up but it was a nice thought.
Saturday 10th April
The CO visited 7 & 8 Bty on Percival to see how the training was commencing. 7 Bty had a Light gun rigged on deck ready to fire after some consideration the CO decided not to fire the gun at this stage.
Around midday it was announced we are to the west of Gibraltar, thanks for that just remind us of what we're missing why don't you.
CO carried on over to the Geraint to see HQ & 79 Bty, as you can tell our lives are full of real interesting stuff when all we can report is what the CO is up to!
But there is a feeling things shall become a little more interesting shortly.
Sunday 11th April
As Sundays go this one isn't much different excluding the fact that we are on a floating barracks. One of the worst things about time at sea on one of these things is the lack of colour, everywhere you look its either grey or green, which really adds to that Sunday feeling.
Then there's the joy of the mexi float, for those of you who haven't had the pleasure of one of these things I'll briefly explain what they are all about. The float is just a huge metal flat raft like affair which attaches to the whole of one side of an LSL, if you're lucky enough to be bunked on side with this hideous attachment you are guaranteed zilch sleep for the whole time aboard. The reason for this is simple, every time the ship rolls in the water the pressure between side of ship and float expands which means when it rolls the other way the water gushes out leaving the float no option but to slam the side of the ship OH JOY!
The other bonus of these things is only one side of the ship is accessible without staring at a bloody great big wall of metal, and as you have just come from below decks to get away from staring at bloody great walls of metal, the floats just piss you off that little bit more. I would love to get my hands on the smart arse who designed these sodding things and make them suffer for six weeks with the bleeding thing strapped to the side of them. You must excuse me during this diary as I shall from time to time veer off to rant about these little things which got up my nose, and you thought it was going to be all blood and snot eh.
Anyway having got that off my chest, the sitrep (situation report) for today is we are not far from the Canary isles and the weather is staring to become a little warmer, besides that as I said it's just another boring Sunday.
I promise not the whole of this diary will be a whinge but if you know squaddies we aren't happy unless we have food, beer, women & something to whinge about! Anyway there's nowt else to write about so I'll just ramble a little from time to time.
Monday 12th April
During the night HMS Fearless steamed ahead towards Ascension island to meet up with the main naval and conduct a high level conference before the navy head south.
Mean while us left on the tugs were blissfully unaware Fearless had left us during and not many really cared the mushroom syndrome was beginning to set it.
During the voyage Jimmy Dowling related his last weekend before sailing which is definitely worth noting down, so here's Jimmy's "Last weekend" story.
As the Gun Fitter for 8 Bty, I was also tasked with providing Gun Fitter support for 289 Cdo Bty (V) on a firing camp during that weekend. So on Friday 2nd of April I was bimbling down to pick up my fully laden Land Rover, carrying my SLR with a BFA fitted, ready to go off to Larkhill for a few days of turning some expensive metal into pig Iron. I bumped into the new tiff, fresh from his Commando Course with his new Green lid on his head and he said...."So you've heard already then? bloody hell the jungle drums work quick around here!" Naturally I did not have a clue as to what he was referring so I said "Of course they do, you will get the hang of it when you've been here for a while."He then told me that the CO had informed the Bty hierarchy that we were off to the Falklands so he was glad that I had loaded the Land rover as that would save some time. I informed him that 289 Bty was expecting me at the Bustard Vedette at midday and my missus was expecting me on Sunday evening so he needed to give me a bit of time to sort this out. After the initial confusion we were granted time to say farewells and then loaded up all the required equipment to go and do our job. We then paraded on the square in our usual position at the rear of the Bty line up.
Some movers were rushing about and our vehicles were picked out as not being required as there was no room on board. We were given a helicopter net and told to take only the essential bits.....mmmmm now that was a laugh! What had we been training for war with our essential kit for, if some mover was just going to strip it down even further! So we paraded with the amended loads and were sent home to say our farewells again as the time of sailing was slipped. Once again the loads were checked and found to be too much, so we amended the loads again and began to think very seriously whether anyone actually knew what was going on! The timings were slipped and so we went home again! This time when I went home to say farewell I said "If they change the timings any more I am sleeping in the Citadel." Well while 79 were posing in front of the camera (I think it was as a result of the 42 Cdo RM PR connection!) me and Taff Dobbs, one of the 8 Bty VMs were in the Convoy that went off to Portsmouth. The way the Guns had been loaded up, with nets on the firing platforms, they had to travel in the A frame position. After some discussion on the merits of moving such a distance in this position at any speed, it was decided that we would just do it and sort out any problems once we were on HMS Fearless. I must admit that the mood varied between anticipation, elation and some other ation as we entered Portsmouth and saw the TV Cameras and the lines of people waving to us (made a change from 79 Bty in the limelight).
We swung into the Docks and then lined up alongside HQ& Sig Sqn 3 Cdo Bde RM for the slow operation of loading the equipment onto the flight Deck of HMS Fearless. The floor (or deck) of the gangways were covered with boxes of Compo and there was very little room on board. We were allocated a mess deck and went down to stick names on the bunks so that when the rest of the lads arrived they could be quickly settled in.
While Taff and I were sticking the names on the bunks a Pipe came over the internal ships communication system...."Do you Hear There,,,etc,,,,,, Shore leave begins at 1800hrs, I say again....." Taff and I looked at each other and then wandered up to the gangway, Sure enough some matelots were signing out! I sidled up to one of the Kill
ocks and asked if shore leave was granted for the embarked forces as well...to my amazement he said "All of your bosses are going off to an Officers do so I don't see why not." I should mention that he was referring to the HQ RM Cdo lot and not any of our officers! Now Taff and me did not have any civvy kit and only about 10 quid between us, but decided that we might be able to take advantage of the fact that we were off tomorrow and so......We signed off the ship and walked casually down the gangway and into Portsmouth.Being a Wednesday evening at 1810 hrs it was fairly quiet. Taff had recently been on his First Class VM course recently and he said he knew a few people that were still on course in Bordon, 12 miles up the road.........so we hitched through to Bordon. We were picked up quickly, being in uniform and our driver said that being as we were off to the Falklands, he would drop us directly into Bordon....what a good egg! Upon arrival we caused a bit of a stir with the WRACs and the Cpls in the mess as Falklands stuff was all over the news. Once they knew that we were off the next morning....well we turned up pretty pissed at 0430 hrs and QUIETLY settled into our bunks, giggling like babies, much to the disgust of the rest of the Bty lads that had arrived after the error of letting embarked forces ashore had been discovered.
Then we went to War but I will leave that stuff to the heroes.......
Jimmy Dowling and the late Taff Dobbs
Tuesday 13th April
The LSLs have been left far behind to chug along to the Ascensions, Fearless is going ahead at full steam, the CO and gang hold conferences to decide how the training shall go when we reach the Ascensions, not an easy job as they have to compete for space with the rest of the task force.
We have heard that diplomatic talks towards a peaceful solution to the crisis have broken down, not for the first time we think. As some young Gunner commented. "Them bloody Argies can't even speak English so how do they expect to talk them off the shagging Falklands."
Wednesday 14th April
Planning for the cross decking of troops began, which is to be a priority to enable us to assault the Falklands with our equipment (or at least know where it is). We are really looking forward to the cross decking this should be organised chaos of the highest order, but at least we shall get to walk further than 200 Meters in one direction.
Thursday 15th April
Normal ships routine, 8 Bty carried out small arms firing from the starboard side of the Percival not aiming at much just gash bags and waves. But it passed the time it was good to let off some steam albeit at the ocean.
Fearless fired off four seacat missiles at flares, four out of four hits were recorded. Hope they are as good with the real thing.
Friday 16th April
The crossing of the line took place today, this consisted of guys dressed in strange garments doing even stranger things! Oh by the way to save water we haven't shaved since leaving Blighty, not that it really saves water if you have a wash then you may as well have a shave! But most of us have used it as an excuse to let our facial hair grow anyway. To make it more interesting the ships company is involved in a beard growing contest, to enter all facial hair must be first shaved off. For those of you who know Sam Brown and his over large moustache will no why he has it if you ever saw him without it, but at least he gave the wholes ship company a laugh! Not that Sam found it very funny.
Anyway part of the contest was for the ships company to line up and be judged, the one with the largest beard was to be shaved in public by Neptune. (A rather large stoker with a skirt on!) Thankfully I was no where near the winner who would've put Captain Pugwash to shame. The ceremonies broke the day up and gave us all a laugh at others expense.
One more moral builder today was courtesy of 79 Bty who had been fortunate enough to have left from Plymouth, before they left the local radio ran an appeal asking the community to send things in to keep the troops amused on their long voyage. As usual the Plymouthians didn't let us down and donated an assortment of books games and even videos, I say even videos because 25 years ago videos were bloody expensive. This was filtered out slowly to the rest of the Regiment on resup. Nice one the 79 pink boys.
Saturday 17th April
Fearless arrived at the Ascensions and anchored off George town along side both carriers and their escorts.
A meeting was held on Hermes headed by C in C fleet Admiral Fieldhouse, needless to say us grunts weren't invited to the party.
At this point I would like to mention what a stirling job was done to ensure the mail got through, as most service men know mail is a huge moral boost, with mail call always well attended. The old potato at mail call of ........."Smith" Smith stands up eagerly to collect his mail "yeah that's me" only to be told "give this lot to Jones you aint got any today." Even that one wasn't used as getting mail meant a little more during this period of uncertainty.
Sunday 18th April
Panic on the Invincible as she was patrolling to the south west of the island one of the escorts spotted a periscope wake. The alert was flashed around the fleet Hermes immediately weighed anchor and with her escorts put to sea. After a few hours of every possible submarine hunter being put to air, sea & land, it was decided the periscope probably belonged to a Russian and would not be a threat to the fleet. Amazing just a couple of weeks before this a Russian sub would've constituted a least a report but now it just gave a great sigh of relief all round. It did shake things up enough to have the fleet sailing round aimlessly all night, however best safe than sorry.
The heat through out the ship is at times unbearable, despite constant pipes about keeping the bulkheads closed to enable the ships aircon to keep us below boiling point, some boneheads still seem to want to air condition the whole of the Atlantic, and seem oblivious to the piped warnings. The water rationing is now taking its toll, one hour a day just isn't enough in this heat its almost beyond a battery chickens breaking point. "Bloody prisoners would be let out if they had to live in these conditions." Said one guy in the galley "Yeah but they have rights, we don't" was the quick reply.
A few years later this proved to be true when Rollestone camp on Larkhill range was used to house low category prisoners, during one of the many crises in our prisons. They moved them in for a few weeks but they had to move them out just as sharp when the prisoners complained about their living conditions. For more years than anyone can remember us squaddies have been using this place (and still are) without a murmur, so what does that say about our justice system, when people serving there country are expected to live in conditions that people who commit crimes against their country refuse to. Mind you I suppose us squaddies aren't human enough to come under the human rights act.
Mind you there is some good cheer on the horizon, this cutting appeared in a news paper. Wonder if the government is vote catching, or am I being cynical? Who cares we are getting some extra readies.
"Wonder if that means the missus will get a better war pension?"
Monday 19th April
Here we are sitting off Ascension staring at a volcanic rock in the middle of the Atlantic, hoping for a chance to get ashore, knowing full well when we do it'll definitely incur some form of beasting. Of course the rumours of there being a hospital full of nurses circled the fleet, we all know it isn't true but at least it gives us something to think about.
I forgot to mention about the guys from 8 Bty who had their heads shaved on the last day before we left UK. To them I suppose it seem like a good idea as we would be on board ship for several weeks why not shave their heads it'll grow back before we get home.
Unfortunately for them it didn't go down too well with the Sgt Walsh and as is usual in these cases things were blown out of proportion, bollockings were issued all round and they didn't appear from the grease pit (galley area where all pots etc are cleaned) until we got to Ascension. Out they came into the sunshine minus the shiny heads, but no doubt to them it was worth it. As far as I'm concerned its guys like these we need at least they keep the moral up, and it has kept us out of the grease pit for now!
On a more serious note the training was finalised today the training officers flew ashore and training areas were allocated. The helicopters were restricted to where they could fly due to the volcanic dust which would damage the air craft so they can only land on wideawake airfield.
Also the cross decking was finalised and is due to start tomorrow and what fun we shall have I don't think.
Here's the actual first draft of the training programme before it was typed up and passed to the Regiment.
Tuesday 20th April
The sky is buzzing with activity helicopters are everywhere due to the cross decking of troops and equipment. It must be a nightmare for whom ever is controlling it because from where we stand it looks like organised chaos!
Mind you it gives us something different to whinge about other than the food and lack of water.
Talking of food I haven't yet mentioned the delights of the galley on board the LSLs which are run by a group of Chinese, in fact most of the ships mundane functions are run by the Chinese crew on board. I think they can't be trained in anything specific as the same faces seem to turn up everywhere. They certainly aint trained in cooking, and if they are the bugger who taught them wants his or her arse kicked.
What they laughingly call food is served up three times a day on a metal tray with four compartments to which this stuff is lovingly slopped into, if your lucky it is served in different compartments depending if the guy with the ladle is taking care or bothered enough to aim. No matter what they cook it all tastes the same. I don't know what the bloody hell they do to it but it takes the body around sixteen hours hard digestion to do what these "cooks" do in a couple of hours and slop out to us. The desert every evening is jelly. Now here's a thing, I know there is more on board than usual and they probably don't have enough serving bowls etc. But to serve the jelly from black plastic mop buckets! Need I say any more.
To top all this, we must've the biggest bastard of a ships Sgt Major in the fleet. He stands in the canteen every night behind the guy selling chocolate, beer etc. He ensures that only one bar goes to each person & one can of ale, which he pulls the ring on so they can't be stored, as if on a floating microwave you would want to store cans of ale. So we are probably the only ones looking forward to cross decking and getting away from this arsehole!
Wednesday 21st April
Cross decking is still going on we have been ready to move now for 24 hours but as yet still on board the love boat, although we are just moving over to another ship of the same ilk. Same shit different ship!
T Bty flew ashore to carry out some rapier training, lets hope they get it right air defence will be vital.
There were several promotions within the Regiment today including Sergeants, Mitchell mv of 7 Bty, Bennett dc of 7 Bty (transferred on promotion to 79 Bty), Walsh J of 8 Bty, S/Sgt Blanchard HQ Bty. All were promoted to local WO2. I shall leave the comments on Walsh J for another day as I think he deserves a special mention. BSM Tarling of 8 Bty to be replaced by WO2 Davies 79 Bty, as he has to fly back to take over as RSM at 16 AD Regt. Bombardier Walters J to Acting Sergeant. And last but by no means least, yours truly Gunner Randall N of 8 Bty to L/Bdr.
Thursday 22nd April
At last we are on the move over to the Tristram herded into a LCVP and transported around every ship in the fleet, we even had a brief stop at the real love boat the Canberra, but they kept us a bay with long poles to stop us getting to the water supply to see the novelty of running fresh water during daylight hours. After several hours of floating around like sea faring nomads we arrived at our destination, which if you know LSLs it is a clone of the one we stepped off several hours before.
The photo show us being herded onto the Tristram just unable to control ourselves at the thought of the great jelly experience awaiting us at the evening meal. During a discussion with Lt Waring on our round trip of the task force I asked him about the standard of the scran in the wardroom to which he replied. "We are being fed the exact same food in the wardroom as the junior ranks." "Yeah bollocks" was the reply from several of us but he was adamant that the officers were getting no special treatment. None of us have been able to corroborate this as we are not allowed near the wardroom especially at meal times. But we are biding our time.
Friday 23rd April
To the left is a photo of the Canberra. "The great white whale" basking in the sun off the Ascension island. Crossdecking still continues today as our equipment is on board Fearless and we are on Tristram the shuffling continues, we've been to Fearless a few times but due to the amount of kit on board we shall have to wait until ours is accessible. However when we eventually set off further south at least we shall have all our kit with us (we hope) and will be able to fly off with the least amount of hassle.
Having said that there's a panic on now, all training ashore has been cancelled and we have been put on short notice to move. Which probably means we still be here in a weeks time.
Saturday 24th April
What a joy we got ashore as part of the cross decking of our equipment, the guns were flown ashore and we were taken by "water taxi." Once ashore the usual melee started, the guys were just glad to be on terra firma for a while.
After several pax were flown back onto Tristram it was decided A Sub 8 Bty needed to go back on board to receive the kit, so they had all of half an hour ashore. The rest of the Battery were then formed up for a yomp to the bay where they were due to be picked up for the taxi back to the ship.
I forgot to mention the great idea someone had back in Blighty about our boots. It was decided that the standard issue boots (DMS) were not up to the job of going to battle. Why no bugger had thought of this before was never explained, and I doubt if anybody really cared, although it was common knowledge they were crap boots which soaked up water like a sponge. But I suppose they were cheap and someone was being paid handsomely to keep them military issue.
So from somewhere we were all issued Cairngorm walking boots, very nice and very expensive. The morning we went ashore on the Ascension we were told to wear our new Boots, as ordered the Cairngorm's were duly put on ready for the small yomp round the island. I must explain that on board ship us squaddies are not allowed to wear boots as they mark the deck too badly so this is the first time we have had the opportunity to don our new Cairngorms. "How come this kit wasn't available to us when we needed it in Otterburn, Salisbury plain & yomping all over Breacon, the Lake district & Scotland?" "Because that's too bloody sensible & the QM wouldn't get his MBE for saving a few bob" Was the rather straight forward cutting answer from one of the older members of the Bty.
Off we set in the middle of the day, who was that silly sod who said "mad dogs and English men go out in the midday sun." Well he was right, we were bloody mad. We could've fried an egg on the ground it was that hot! After about a mile it was apparent the boots needed a bit more time to break in and they were becoming slightly uncomfortable, each successive mile these great Cairngorms were eating our feet away and by the time we reached our goal most of the guys either had bloody stumps where their feet were, or just a great water filled blister.
Needless to say the most of the boots were left in the Atlantic for the fish to feed on, although they are good boots they need at least a couple of hundred miles to break in. NOT one baking hot day just south of the equator! Good idea badly executed.
Sunday 25th April
Great news today we have heard that South Georgia has been recaptured, even better news is that there has been no loss of life on either side, although one Argie submariner had to have his leg amputated "no more Latin American dancing for that bugger then" and "he'll be shit at an arse kicking party." Were the sympathetic comments from us grunts.
As more news came through it appears that 148 Bty had quite a big role in the recapture with FO2 & 5 directing NGS. Which means 29 Commando Regt are in at "first blood."
The atmosphere is one of elation and contemplation as it now seems almost certain that the politicians have as usual been a waste of rations, and we shall be heading to the Falklands. Hopefully the Argies shall put up as little resistance as they did on South Georgia.
Monday 26th April
The remaining troops on South Georgia has surrendered along with the scrap metal workers who started this hullabaloo in the South Atlantic.
Slight flap on last night the ships went to action stations after it was reported that some of the ships had recorded sonar hits as if a submerged submarine was searching for us. The whole fleet put to sea which took about 30 minutes and went to the areas which had been planned in advance in case of these type of emergencies. They remained at sea till dawn when they returned and anchored off ascensions as before.
Job well done FO 2 & 5 left South Georgia on HMS Brilliant to rejoin the task force.
Tuesday 27th April
Rather a dark day as 3 Bombardiers of 79 Bty were taken from the cells of HMS Fearless to be escorted back to the UK to await punishment I don't know the full SP on what happened and why these guys were sent back, if anyone can help fill in the details I shall enter it later in the diary.
7 Bty with 3 Para did a practise assault landing by LCU and Helos all seem to go well.
The best news of the day and maybe even the whole deployment, is that an anonymous donor has sent 13 sacks of pornographic magazines, which has livened up the reading a bit, hopefully the bromide will hold out long enough for us to vent our frustrations against the Argies.
This from Des (the blade) Connelly.
Sailed
with HQ on RFA Sis Geraint leaving Guz on 6 April at 1900hrs
Arrived Ascension Island 0700hrs 19 April
19 to 30 April at assist cross decking and HAVING FUN on the island.
I changed to Sir Percival on 24 April with specified orders!! ( No doubt
higher command knew which ship was to do what )
We sailed on 30 April at 2000hrs and headed south into high seas.
06 May 22w29s
08 may the SNCOs put on a sods opera for the masses ( they pinched all
my hair cream )
10 May 29w 39s
16 May RV with other task force
21 May daylight D DAY San Carlos
25 May having off loaded all ammo and troops we sailed for deep water to
transfer troops/cargo as required, 1830hrs we were cross decking from
Atlantic Conveyor when she was hit, we were ordered by our escort to
standoff and they would pick up survivors and fire fight and transfer
survivors, 2359hrs I had to bring onboard a Wessex chopper onto the
forward deck (easy in daylight, but night in high seas?) took on SF and
transferred to rendezvous point, arrived back San Carlos on 29
May-----------------part 2 later
Wednesday 28th April
8 Bty and 40 Cdo carried out there assault excercise by LCU & helos, all went well a few lessons were learnt all troops and equipment were recovered back on board by 1600 hrs.
There seems to be a problem calibrating directors and compasses, all btys are to go ashore tomorrow to carry out the calibration of the equipment.
Thursday 29th April
79 Bty and 42 Cdo turn to assault the Ascension Islands , as before all went well , we now seem more than capable of giving the Ascensions a bloody good hiding.
The Btys went ashore to calibrate instruments but found they had problems due to the magnetic dip.
79 calibration team missed the last helo back and caused a bit of a stir, as it had been decided that the LSL with HMS Antrim will sail south as soon as they have RAS'd with water.
As it turned out it was hurry up and wait as usual we went nowhere this evening, because it was taking too long to RAS the LSL's.
After a search 79 calibration team were found and brought back on board kicking and screaming.
Friday 30th April
Water RAS continued all of Thursday night/Friday morning, the LSL's group eventually departed Ascension late afternoon, all the regiments Bty's were on the LSL's.
HMS Fearless, SS Canberra, two supply ships and a frigate remained at the Ascensions to await the arrival of HMS Intrepid.
News reports that Vulcan's from Ascension island and Harriers from the task force carried out bombing raids on Port Stanley airfield, causing bloody great holes for the Argies to fill in at their leisure, yep it seems no matter what army your in, it all boils down to digging or filling in holes! It was also reported that Sea Harriers attacked the airstrip at Darwin & Goose Green, it was not known what sort of damage was caused there.
Found out today that on top of the pay rise that has been well reported in the press, we are facing a 25% rise in quarters for the pads & roughly the same rise in food & accommodation for inliers. Wonder why the government hasn't made such a big deal of this news?
Saturday 1st May
Us left on the tugs chugging away down south, have at least got our equipment with us, which is really a double edge sword, on one hand it's nice to know where all our kit is, on the other we now have no excuse to sit on our arses doing nothing. But the word overkill of servicing comes to mind.
Today I probably saw what I can only describe as one of the funniest and at the same time most disturbing lectures of my career. This consisted of big Taxi of 7 Bty giving a self defence lecture in the galley, during the half hour lecture Taxi would go into graphic detail how you could maim, disable or kill your enemy with items ranging from a spoon right up to a 10 pound sledge hammer. To see this great bear of a man swinging these objects around at unwitting and unwilling volunteers drawn from his surprised audience, was a sight needed to be seen to be believed, and also worthy of top billing at the Palladium. I shall now never forget how to take out a man using a black plastic mug and a packet of pussers hard tack biscuits.
We had news today that some NGS ship have been attacked by Argie Mirage's, 2 of the aircraft were shot down by the Brits without any damage caused to the ships. This of course drives it a little closer to home, most of us now believe that we will be in a scrap at some stage.
Sunday 2nd May
The sea is starting to look a little darker and more ominous, there's a bit more of a roll on the ship. Those sodding mexi floats are becoming a real pain in the arse.
Several serious discussions went on this evening after the lectures took a more serious turn with the introduction off how to action casevacs and the news that we shall probably be carrying our own morphine.
Newly promoted WO2 Walsh, who we all know as a rather loud mouthed individual and never short to add his comments to any occasion, was today disturbingly louder than usual and a little unsettling. On the mess deck the banter was full of the typical graveyard humour and general pranks, which anybody who has been around squaddies will understand is a way of dealing with tense situations. Our man Walsh however for some reason only known to himself decided this was not the way to act under these circumstances, and put his own slant on the crisis by adding these words which must've done for the men's moral what Hitler did for the need to grow a Charlie Chaplin moustache.
I can't quite remember the words verbatim but it went something like. "What the f**k are you men laughing about, don't you know or realise that most of you won't be coming home from this. You lot won't be laughing when your putting your friends in body bags and handing their dog tags in." Talk about dropping pins in a church you could've heard a mouse fart at the Ascension after that little tirade. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I'm sure this isn't the sort of thing a sergeant major should be saying, or should I say shouting to his men even if he believes it himself.
Even though he wasn't a popular guy I always had time for him as he knew his stuff and I was glad he was going south with us, we needed a guy with his knowledge and experience. Only time will tell after that rather strange out burst though.
Monday 3rd May
The Captain made an announcement over the ships tannoy which caused the whole ships company to fall unusually silent for a while. He stated that the Argentine cruiser General Belgrano had been sunk just outside the TEZ (total exclusion zone) after being hit by two torpedoes. The casualties seem to be very high first accounts are that over 300 men either went down with the ship, or could not be picked up due to the bad weather conditions.
This now seems to confirm that there will not be a happy ending to our jolly cruise, we shall be called on to do our duty and retake the Falklands by force. We now know that the Argies won't just hand them back after losing 300 of their finest sailors.
"Bugger that." I said, "I only joined the army for the water skiing in the med and piss ups in exotic countries. No bugger in the recruiting office told me I'd be sailing half way round the world to put my life on the line for some hybrid sheep shagger!"
"What the f*#%s up with you we're bound to get a drink out of it when we've kicked some f#*+ers arse back to where it belongs." "Yeah but how frigging exotic is the Falklands? hardly Bermuda is it!" Came the reply from the back of the mess deck. "By the time you've had a few you'll think your back in Union street and want to take the world on again anyway, so what does it matter where you are you'll always end up in the same state." I shouted back, to which most guys mumbled in agreement, shrugged their shoulders and got back on with what they were doing. So easy was it that we accepted 300 men had died for some Islands that around a month ago we didn't know existed! Shortly however we are going to be ordered to attempt to recapture them.
Tuesday 4th May
After yesterdays news about the Belgrano most of last nights conversations drew on the subject of how the Argies would react.
Most of the morning was taken up with action station drills which were becoming a little tedious but necessary as Dave Matthew's writes:-
Sailing with the Magnificent 7 on board the R.F.A Sir Percival. For the umpteenth time the ships captain had called us to lifeboat stations. Impressed with the speed that, matelot's, bootnecks, pongo's (his words) and other embarked forces had arrived sweating and cursing the huge May West lifejackets, he was overheard making the following comment (allegedly). "WELL DONE LADS", AS YOU KNOW WE'VE GOT MOST OF 45 COMMANDO GROUPS AMMUNITION AND EXPLOSIVES ON BOARD ! IF WE DO RECEIVE A HIT FROM AN AIR STRIKE, ITS NOT LIFEJACKETS YOU'LL BE NEEDING BUT F*#*ING PARACHUTES."
Everybody laughed at the time, but from then on our Anti Aircraft Warfare preparation and implementation was second to none. The old man got the message across clearer than "Fire Mission Battery".
We didn't have to wait long for this point to be proven, the Argies reaction was swift. Another tannoy announcement told us that HMS Sheffield had been struck by an air launched Excocet missile, first reports are that up to 20 sailors have lost their lives and a possible 60 more have been wounded.
Also during an air attack on Stanley one of our Harriers have been shot down and the pilot killed.
Not a good day at all for the Brits, moral is given quite a kick in the arse, plus we are hearing that world reaction to the sinking of the Belgrano is not very positive, it appears she was heading away from the TEZ when she was struck by the British torpedo.
"Who bloody cares, they should've kept their greasy hands off our sodding islands." Suddenly they were our islands! Last night we felt for the lost sailors of the Belgrano, but now us Brits have taken casualties the mood is slightly different.
Wednesday May 5th
After the news of the past few days ships routine seems to be returning back to normal, we are now treating the action stations with more urgency and no longer is it quite such a pain in the arse. The Captains comments from yesterday still ringing in our ears.
Back at the Ascensions a few late arrivals are catching up with the task force. Namely HMS Intrepid, MV Norland & Atlantic conveyer. 29 Bty of 4th field Regiment are on board the Norland and have now come under the command of 29 Commando Regiment. Welcome aboard guys.
Thursday 6th May
More bad news for us Brits, it appears that 2 sea harriers have been lost while on patrol in bad weather. There was no Argentinean air activity it is assumed that the pilots collided due to poor visibility, both pilots are presumed dead.
Our favourite sergeant majors words were now starting to have a little reality to them, nothing seems to be going our way at the moment.
On a lighter note Gunners "Emma" Dale & "Paddy" Boyd thought it would be a great idea to write to one of the national news papers and ask for pen pals for us lonely souls heading south, both of them thought it would be even funnier to put one of the guys in the Bty's name as the lonely soul. Giggling away they composed the letter and sent it off. Unbeknown to Paddy, Emma had put his name as the recipient. The News of the World true to its tradition of supporting the services, printed the letter and the results were to say the least unbelievable within days the usual couple of sack of mail were replaced by dozens.
Poor old Paddy had to spend hours sifting through them to find his own personal mail, however it has to be said that there were many joyful hours had by all reading and replying to the letters. The galley was full of squaddies sending replies to the mainly female respondents. The more graphic letters and photos were posted on the notice board for all to enjoy, good on yer ladies you certainly haven't let us down.
The Canberra and her escorts have at last left the Ascensions to catch up with us on the LSL's getting thrown around the South Atlantic.
Friday 7th May
The weather is becoming rather rough, it is getting to be a task to get out on deck to carry out basic servicing of the equipment, beside that it is normal ships routine.
I spent last night on man overboard watch, which is exactly as it says, sitting at the back of the ship staring into darkness waiting for some daft sod to fall overboard. Yes this is as silly as it sounds, We are placed just above the propellers outside the engine room so the noise is deafening 1. No chance of hearing them fall over. The ship is in total darkness and those of you who have been to sea at night darkness means pitch black 2. No chance of seeing them fall over board. Stevie Wonder & Helen Keller would've had more chance of seeing & hearing some Muppet falling overboard!
The whole of the massed bands of the Royal Marines could've marched off the back in full tune & I wouldn't of seen or heard a bloody thing. Mind you it could be worse I could've been on submarine watch, but that's another story.
The MOD issued a statement enforcing the TEZ to the effect that any Argentine ship or aircraft within 12 miles off the shore of the Falklands would be dealt with accordingly, by accordingly I think that means they'll get shot down/sunk. Typical of us Brits to use such nice terminology when we're about to do our best to kill some poor sod.
Saturday 8th May
Training is becoming rather difficult to carry out due to the lack of space as using the deck outside is not an option due to the bad weather. As a result of this we seem to have more time to spend in recreational pursuits, mainly cards and board games. But not a great deal of drinking.
Which takes me back to when we initially boarded in the UK on the Sir Percival, the ships Sgt major refused to serve the junior ranks with any form of alcohol. We couldn't understand or were told why, he was probably god squad or just a total tosser. After a couple of nights he relented and allowed one can per man per night to be sold, and to ensure we drank them as they were bought he pulled the rings. This confirmed to us he was probably fell into the latter of our assumptions on his personality and a complete one at that!
Imagine our joy when we cross decked to the Tristram to find unlimited supplies were on sale, of course on the first night on board we had to make pigs of ourselves, but after that first evening on the Tristram I don't think any copious amounts of beer were consumed. Talking of beer we've heard reports that breweries and supermarkets have been sending large supplies down to the task force, Christ knows where this stuff is going we haven't seen any of it all I can assume is they are having a whale of a time on the Ascensions.
Sunday 9th May
The CO today produced target lists for the assault on the Falklands, which now has a rather innocuous name of Operation Sutton. I've often wondered where these sodding names come from and who chooses them or do they have a stock pile of bloody silly names for all these sort of occasions.
It has been decided the assault will take place in the Port San Carlos, Ajax Bay and San Carlos settlement areas, soon these hereto unknown and godforsaken places will become common names throughout the whole of Britain and maybe even the world if our little skirmish becomes news worthy enough.
The notice board is now full to bursting with the contents of the dear "Gunner Boyd" letters. Some of them certainly wouldn't pass the censorship laws for general publication, I shall have to leave the contents up to your individual imaginations.
Monday 10th May
The Brits are striking back, during the night there was quite a bit of naval gunfire around the Port Stanley area. A spy trawler was sunk and the crew captured which included an Argie naval officer, also an Argie helicopter was shot down. Not bad to say the main task force is no where near the islands yet.
The POWs from south Georgia were shipped north on a RFA ship to be repatriated back home to Argentina, not too soon we hope the less of the buggers down there the better.
Tuesday 11th May
A large mail drop was made today, everyone cheered except Paddy Boyd who is regretting the whole idea of writing to the paper for pen pals.
The weather was a lot calmer today which gave us time to carry out extended action stations and also to service the equipment on deck.
Two Russian bear recce air craft flew over the convoy circled a few times then set off back home. Mid afternoon we went to action stations after a submarine periscope was spotted, two frigates and a sea king helicopter were sent in hot pursuit. The periscopes turned out to be a heavily armed school of whales, but better safe than sorry.
At last light the convoy changed direction in the event that the Russian spy planes had radioed ahead for a possible submarine ambush on the convoy.
Thursday 13th May
The food situation improved dramatically today as some of our chefs head by Mike Wilkinson entered and took over the galley for a few days. I think we'll appreciate the ACC more now having suffered the delights of the Chinese cuisine, please god no more jelly in a mop bucket!!!
Mike recalled his time with the Chinese "chefs" and added these comments.
Yes I remember taking over the Galley for a couple of day's on the LSL.
The thing that sticks in my mind the most was getting to know the Chinese
cooks on board quite well, they were very concerned and frightened about
going to war and were asking me advice on what they should do and what
exactly was going on. This put me in a difficult position because the Captain had told them that
there was no way that any of the Chinese crew on any of the LSL's would be
put in danger. Now I knew that there was every likelihood that should the
shit hit the fan the LSL's were going to have to get in close to the islands
to offload the embarked troops. So for those few days in the Galley I had to bullshit a lot to these scared
little guy's. Basically the LSL's could not run without the Chinese, so the MOD lied like
f**k to them all until we had left Ascension heading south, by which time
there was nowhere for them to go, apart from over the side. That episode really left a bad taste in my mouth, I felt sorry for those
guy's who were being forced to go to a war that they knew nothing about and
was nothing to do with them. After the war was over and we were all back in Plymouth I remember seeing
newsreels of the Galahad and Tristram being hit at Bluff Cove and seeing
dead and wounded Chinese being brought off those blazing ships and I
remembered back to my time in the Galley and the lies the Chinese crew were
told. I think it was after the war that the MOD reviewed its policy of crewing
LSL's with Chinese.
Thanks for that Mike, as you can see not all the guys heading south were volunteers in the true sense of the word. I wonder what would've happened had these lot jumped ship at Ascension?
Friday 14th May
Port Stanley airfield was given a pounding by sea harriers, which probably means some poor old Argie GD is now out there with a spade filling the holes in ready for the next attack. I wonder if they are regretting starting this bloody fracas now.
S
aturday 15th MayDuring the night an advance force comprising of SAS/SBS/NGS carried out an operation on Pebble islands, to the north west of the Falklands. The raid was a complete success, all aircraft on the airstrip were destroyed they included 6 puccarra, 4 mentor (jets) and a sky van. In addition the following dumps were blown up 1x 1 ton ammo dump and 4-5 avgas (fuel) dumps. Several casualties were inflicted on the Argentinean garrison the numbers are not know. Two minor casualties were reported on our own troops. 29 commando were represented on the operation by Captain Brown of 148 and his party who assisted in bringing in NGS.
Back on board the tugs the weather has turned much worse and even though the food has improved the galley is strangely empty, ah well all the more for us bloaters who don't suffer from sea sickness.
Sunday 16th May
All I can say about today is another bloody Sunday and sweet FA. We were due to be linked up with the rest of the task force during the night but due to the extreme bad weather all ships have had to slow down. Beside that the only thing worth noting is that mail was taken off today to be put on the RFA which is taking the Sheffield survivors back to Ascension.
Monday 17th May
The sea has calmed down for a while which is good for us guys being thrown about on the flat bottomed ships, but not so good as we could now face possible air strikes from the Argies!
NGS firing continued throughout the night & day of Sunday & Monday.
The CO held a big "O" group on board the Geraint all the main men of the regiment attended, the orders lasted for about 3 hours. It now looks like all diplomatic discussions have broken down and we're going to have to take the Falklands back by force.
Tuesday 18th May
A sea king helicopter from Invincible ditched in the sea and sunk, thankfully the crew all escaped and were picked up safely.
The CO has visited us today, as he is doing the rounds of the whole Regiment. He gave a really good briefing and raised the confidence & moral. We now know there is no turning back to sun it up on Ascension. We are going to have to earn our living and turn all that training into practice, suppose it had to come sometime.
We've heard that some young Gunner with 29 Bty has suffered face and hand injuries while tampering with the detonator of a grenade. First reports are that he's lost two fingers, but didn't realise until he said goodnight to his Troop Sergeant Major.
Wednesday 19th May
40 Commando left Canberra and joined HMS Fearless. While 3 Para left the Canberra for HMS Intrepid, these are among the final movements before we enter the TEZ (total exclusion zone)
From lunch today most ships will go to action messing, which means eat as quick as possible using basically food out of a cup stew, curry, soup etc.
Hermes & Invincible took on extra harriers from the container ships.
After last light we were informed that the force was now moving towards the TEZ and the invasion was on and could now only be stopped by the Prime Minister, C in C fleet or FOFI.
SCARY!!!!!!!!
Thursday 20th May
At dawn the task force entered the TEZ and started to make a diversionary feint towards Port Stanley. The weather was perfect for the operation now known as op Sutton, with rough seas, poor visibility and low clouds with rain showers. By 11:30 we were 130 miles from Port Stanley.
The task force closed up to give the best possible air defence cover, all forces were issued with ammunition, the bad weather stayed with us all day and we traversed the route without any enemy air activity. After dark Canberra, Norland, Intrepid & fearless steamed ahead to the AOA (amphibious operations area) to arrive at the entrance of Falkland sound at around 01:30. Lots of activity on board all the ships as troops prepared their equipment, not much sleep had by anybody during this night.
On our ship final orders were given to the all senior members, numbers 1s & coverers etc which would be escalated down to the troops. During this passage of information our old pal WO2 Walsh patrolled around listening into the individual group briefs. Afterward he gathered us in the wardroom and went berserk, he was visibly angry and a little unstable ranting like Hitler at one of his rallies! We were dumb struck as all we had done was passed the brief on almost verbatim, this sergeant Major then proceeded to let us all know what was going to happen to us when we got ashore. I don't think tact was his forte to say the least.
A foot note to this is it was the first time we had access to the wardroom. (officers mess) All along we'd been strung the line we were all being treated the same as far as the food went. Hmmmm I don't think so, the evidence was there before us, even menu cards (menu cards!! I ask you!!!!) on the tables sporting such delights that any good restaurant would be proud to offer! Now I don't begrudge anybody a perk here and there but come on guys the least you could've done was to be up front and honest about it. What's the matter were you to ashamed to admit the fact you were being fed like lords while we were fed not much better than swill form a mop bucket! Typical squaddies, here we are in a war zone & all we are thinking of is our stomachs.
During the night we moved into position in San Carlos water, the weather has cleared to become a rather pleasant morning, just the sort of day to start a war.
Not many of us needed waking this morning, most of us were ready to go all night. On having a look up on deck it looked like just another day on exercise back in Blighty, the water was flat and still and the sun just rising casting long shadows over San Carlos.
"Where's all these frigging Argies then" Someone said, "I was expecting to be repelling boarders by now." I must admit to feeling a little bit shocked at how peaceful it all was. We didn't have to wait long for our wake up call though. After a short while we were lined up in our sticks in the galley (see photo below) to be called forward to the flight deck for flying stations, when all hell broke loose. "AIR RAID WARNING RED!" Shouted someone over the tannoy systems "all embarked forces return to their mess decks." Now don't get me wrong but these mess decks are all below water level and right in target range of anything dropped into the water. So the last place I want to be is in my mess deck.
photo shows still waters of San Carlos before all hell broke loose
But we were herded like sheep back to our pens listening to the thuds going off above us not really understanding the gravity of the situation. After about twenty minutes we were call back to flying stations and lined up again in the galley. Just as we were settled & ready to go "AIR RAID WARNING RED!" Comes over the system again, and yet again we were herded below decks. "F**k this I'm off to see what the f**ks happening up there I said and pushed my way back above deck. On reflection maybe it would've been better to just to have heard the dull thuds and left the rest to my imagination, because the sight that greeted made my guts go on fast spin. It seemed that there was aircraft all over the place hurling all sorts of crap at us. I think this is what the "experts" call at moment of clarity. Right at that moment I knew I may never see my family again, we were in some serious shit here
After several of these false starts we eventually made it onto a chopper, and flew of to touch the islands we'd heard so much about over the past weeks. No sooner had we taken off the ship than we were on shore and the chopper on its way back for the rest of the guys. Before we really knew what was going on the gun and its kit had arrived and we were ready for action having line passed from Willie Mac.

A couple of our many false starts in the galley.
The arduous task of digging trenches and sentry points began. "Looks just like shagging Dartmoor to me, only the seas a bit closer." "I thought when we went to war it would be a nice hot place, not a wet soggy shit hole like this." Were the more repeatable comments.
"CHRIST! What the f**k was that." We were yet again under air attack, but for now it seems like they are spending most of their attention on the ships. But the noise is enough to make any man fill his pants, especially when we had seen what they had been dishing out earlier.
Mind you the Argies aren't having it all their own way I've seen several shot down today, and the reports are that a total of seventeen have splashed during today's assault.
Today is the 20th anniversary of 29 becoming a Commando Regiment, but I didn't see any champagne didn't even get a card. Then again what a better way to mark the occasion than proving our worth!
Saturday 22nd May
Last night we witnessed the sinking of HMS Ardent off the shore, the poor buggers on there took a right hammering in Falkland sound defending the troops landing. The Argies for some reason just kept going at Ardent until she was unable to defend herself, another ship then came along side and the crew transferred over by stepping from deck to deck, the ship then limped off to sink in an area appropriately named Wreck point.
Mean while those of us ashore were learning the reason for digging holes to hide in as the waves of aircraft occasionally had a pop at us on the way to their main target floating in the bay.
Not all the Regiment had made it ashore as Sam Brown now relates.
Myself, Wilky, Mac, Fred Magee, Steve Platt and a Pay Cpl, who was a New Zealander but I can't remember his name other than of course Kiwi. Well we few were left on board to off load the second and third line ammo, which had to be brought up from the bowels of the ship, onto the tank deck then craned up to the vehicle deck. Where we could man handle it on to the centre spot for hooking up and flying off, at the same time as sticking our heads up each others arses during air reds.
On one lift the chopper had the two nets, four pallets of ammo about 20` up when air red blares out over the tannoy, he chops it and drops it. Then sods off for the shore, so four ton of ammo decided to fall just missing Steve Platt. Steve had to dive along the deck,( the sand text non slip deck ). He left a three foot smear of his top five layers of skin on the deck,( all of us to a man grabbed our balls, it was that kind of pain ) up jumps one very sore and extremely Pissed off chef who then starts to throw what ever came to hand after this chopper. Some hat pipes up with " oi mate stop chucking FOD about" Steve told him to "FOD off", then we had to dive in to stop Steve flinging the hat after the chopper.
8 Bty get to fly ashore at last!
Steve went to sort out what was left of his skin, but still spent the next week sticking to anything he leaned or lay on. We carried on with out him and restacked the ammo, we get another air raid red, with no where to run ( and have you ever tried to dig a hole in a flight deck ) well we just carried sorting the ammo out, our hat was by this time taking cover behind what was the only thing on deck to hide behind. Big stacks of ammo, he then looks at what he is using for cover realising its a big pile of ammo he shoots up, like someone has just pulled a hair out of his arse. He is then up and off and dives behind another stack of ammo. Until he realises its more ammo. So up he jumps and dives behind another pile of ammo, Wilky gives me a nudge " Sam will you just look at this idiot", he is by now jumping from pallet to pallet when it clicks there is no where to hide. At this point he exits stage right, down below never to be seen again.
So we spend a nice day between air displays, tracer, missiles and loads of other shit been thrown into the air ( to give the best firework display ever) and bombs pissing down all around. We just kept getting rid of the ammo, till we cleared the top deck. Then began dragging a load more up to fly off later as the choppers buggered off for tea, yea you got it, a lot of those RAF types give the navy bad habits. But it gave us a chance for a mug of tea and a fag, then this hats mate pops up "oi mate, don't you know it dangerous to smoke round ammo" the look we gave him frightens him off. We have had nine hours off F4 & Mirages dropping 500 ponders 30 mm shell all round us, plus our own Navy throwing s**t at us. I think five fags aint going to make an arse holes bit of difference. This is how it was till the night of 23rd May.
The CO meanwhile was flying between Battery's to brief the GPOs while the Battery's adjusted on DFs.
The enemy air activity was almost constant during the afternoon, it seem wave after wave of the buggers were coming over the hill behind us. I have to say those Argie pilots were brave sods they must've had a hell of a shock coming over the crest to San Carlos to see the amount of anti aircraft fire aim towards them, but most still carried on towards their target against very high odds. We saw more than a few shot out of the air or zigzagging trying to shake off a pursuing rapier missile mostly in vain. But they still kept coming either very brave, mad or badly briefed.
The strangest thing is the lack of enemy on the ground, none of us has yet seen an Argie (except from waist up at mach 2) We all expected a decent fight when we got ashore but I'm glad to say that as yet we only have those bloody aircraft to worry about.
Sunday 23rd May
Gun batteries spent the last 24 hours digging in & firing. 7 Bty fired in support of 3 Para who had reported a contact, it turned out to be a friendly friendly contact in which both parties suffered casualties. Some of the injured actually walked into 7 Bty's location. To add to the total balls up a sea king chopper sent to casevac the casualties made a hard landing and sustained damage so a second sea king had to be sent. Not an episode to be proud of.
The air raids were coming in thick and fast today, some of the Argies pilots seemed to be very accurate but some released their loads ASAP and hot tailed it back to the main land. During the day HMS Antelope took two UXBs and limped into San Carlos water from Falkland sound. At around 21:00Hrs 1 UXB exploded while being defused, it was one of the loudest noises I have ever heard and the whole area lit up as the explosives on board went off, at first it was thought that the crew were still on board because the helicopters were flying as close as possible to the burning & exploding ship fanning smoke & flames to help survivors, Christ they were brave sods rather them than me that ship could've gone up again at any time. Luckily the crew had disembarked, but the extremely courageous bomb disposal guys trying to defuse the UXB weren't so lucky.
Monday 24 May
Funny how you settle into a routine even though some sod is trying his best to kill you, but we had our routine all right as soon as enemy air craft were spotted we headed straight for the nearest trench. Now your probably thinking this was to avoid being hit by enemy air craft fire, WRONG! It was to avoid being hit by our own small arms fire, Because us on A sub were on the left flank of the position, anytime there was enemy air activity, small arms fire erupted all around us, following each aircraft on it's route passed us down the valley across San Carlos water. This meant we were in direct line of fire of nearly every bugger in the Bty at some point in the air crafts flight.
In fact it wasn't just our own small arms fire we had to be wary of as every time an air craft came over the sky was criss-crossed with Rapier, Seacat, Seawolf, Blowpipe, bofers, GPMP, amongst other missiles. So the Argies were the least of our problems at the moment. GPO 8 Bty (Lt Waring) was briefed by the CO on an operation by 2 Para to take place on Goose Green/Darwin. The plan is to attack after dark inflict heavy damage and casualties and withdraw. Later that night the planned raid on Darwin/Goose Green was postponed indefinitely.
Sam Brown and his gang of chefs at war received the good news they were waiting for, they are about to get ashore at last as Sam explains.
This was when the chief hat gave us the good news "get your kit and f**k off", "pardon me" " look we're going to cross deck with the QE2 and your going to f**k off ashore, so get your kit.
Now this is the point that I confess to Charlie Ede, he gave me three clansman radios just before he went ashore that were U/S, I said "what the f**k do you want me to do with these". "Fix them" " Charlie do I look like a f**king Tel's tech" " look just get them fixed". Yea right I'm going to carry three radios around with me, well I chucked Charlie on to a chopper waved bye bye. Then went down below, brought the said radios up and drop tested them in Ajax bay. They failed the test and sank!
Then we found our selves in a landing craft heading ashore, which was a nice feeling to be joining up with our mates. Yes we jumped the gun there, big style. It would be another few days and a bombing to get us home ( no I didn't mix up my words, in a war home is where your mates are ) There we were, on dry land " oi you lot get the f**k off my beach" oh yes our first day ashore and we make friends with the beach master, oh joy. We moved up the manmade slip way, Fred got the BCs Land rover ashore. Some boot neck, says to Fred "what the f**k you doing with that" " its the BCs truck" " ha ha ha" says the boot neck, as he walks off pissing himself. "You lot still on my beach, f**k off". So we f**ked off. We bump into another boot neck, "oi mate any idea where we can bunk up" "do I look like a road sign" Steve drops his Bergen, then says to the boot neck, " no but you soon will" we all grab Steve, Wilky grabs the boot necks throat, we get a more forth coming reply from our royal, once Wilky lets him start breathing again. He tells us find a bit of ground dig a hole in it and its yours, " get off my f**king beach" beach masters are a pain in the tits.
The joke on the BCs truck was there was only 50` of road once we were off the rolling road, so that was as far as the BCs truck went. We throw a net over it, then kissed it good bye. One of the lads came back said he had found a spot, it was down the end of the factory the boiler room. It had a roof walls, and a 12 x12 with RMPs living in it perfect, out of the weather and if any one tried to nick our kit the monkeys would have them. There was still some night left so bags out and heads down, we got up in the morning to the dawn chorus of air red followed by any thing that could fire being fired. I even seen a size 11 Cairngorm boot being thrown at a departing plane, it was doing 600 knots, the boot a lot less. We decide then it might be a good idea to construct an air raid shelter, to protect ourselves not from air craft but boot necks trying to get us for slave labour. Joe Jack appeared and our pleas to rejoin the Bty were rejected, this was not good, not good at all. But things were about to change.
With Sam & his gang settled in the BMA and the brigade dug in things seem to be as I said rather routine, but we aint getting too complacent we know things will be changing shortly.
Tuesday 25th May
Shortly after first light 29 Bty engaged enemy activity and expended 30 proximity which caused the enemy to disperse rapidly. The target was engaged again at mid day when vehicles were seen in the area another 15 rounds prox were expended. Another friendly on friendly incident occurred between a patrol of 2 Para and Sea Flight, just SW of 29 Btys location. 29 were not involved and fortunately there were no casualties. At around 15:30 a sneak air raid by 4 enemy air craft occurred. 3 were shot down and the 4th went off trailing smoke, 1 pilot ejected and was picked up from the water with a badly broken leg. During the day the enemy lost at least a further 5 aircraft, but as a result of air raids on the Navy HMS Coventry was bombed and sunk with the loss of 19 of its men.
HMS Coventry in her
prime
HMS Broadsword was hit, is still operational and thankfully has no casualties. The merchant ship Atlantic Conveyor was hit by at least 1 Exocet missile and had to be abandoned, all that could be salvaged before she sank was one Chinook helicopter, so it must've been a bad one. We have also heard that LSLs Galahad & Lancelot have taken hits but both bombs failed to go off, yet another job for those brave guys of the UXB team (rather them than me) a very sad day all around at sea.
Wednesday 26th May
During the night enemy signals were intercepted that indicated an artillery barrage would commence on our positions at 0700 hrs Zulu, warning were received by all Bty's by slidex. In the event no artillery fire occurred, during the day several air raid reds were given but only on 1 occasion did they appear near us. The aircraft was engaged by Sea Harries enemy dropped their loads early put on after burners and headed back to mainland. A UXB on Sir Lancelot was successfully defused and unloading recommenced. It appears the operation to retake Goose Green/Darwin is back on. 2 Para due to leave at last light to advance to the first objective of Camilla Creek house and secure gun position for 3 guns from 8 Bty.
Click to see & read an original copy of the Falkland times issued by
Brigade to keep us informed.
Here follows an account of happenings as recalled by Brian (Jock) Tilley
Falkland Islands 1982
79 Bty
F Sub
Crew:
Harry Gates
Scouse Culkin
Wally Grieve
Pte Miles (ACC can't recall his surname)
Taff Perks
Jock Tilley (me)
A N Other Gunner (can't recall his name) Can anyone help with the missing guys name?
Like most other gun teams we landed in San Carlos on the morning of May 21st. No real dramas apart from the Air Raid warning Red while still onboard the Sir Geraint. Once we were ashore and started digging in the Air show started courtesy of the Argentinean Air force.
After taking cover for the 3rd time we came to realise that they were going for the ships and not the land forces, well not all the time anyway. Of course everyone and their oppo was having a go at these aircraft using SLR/SMG and even 9mm pistols! We soon received the order to let the Rapier and Ships weapons systems take care of the aircraft as not only were the bootnecks and paras firing at one another across the valley when missing the fast moving targets, we were all following the Argie aircraft onto the ships with some rounds coming a bit too close for comfort to the matelots.
Over the coming days we soon got into a routine with the daily briefing from Harry being the highlight. Harry had somehow managed to break the zip on his arctic smock and held it closed using a length of string. Harry had brought a small pair of scissors with him to trim his moustache, suffice to say they were borrowed at regular intervals by various members of our gun crew (who shall remain nameless) in order to trim their clankers!! Sorry Harry.
F Sub had been thrown together in order to give 79 Bty an additional gun, therefore although we knew one another we had not trained as a gun crew previously. On our 1st fire mission (San Carlos) we got to know each other a little better!
Scouse Culkin laid the gun "ready!".... no reply from Harry
Scouse "ready!"... even louder this time
Harry walks behind Scouse and shines his torch onto the gun sights checking the co-ordinates
Harry "Fire!"
After firing the gun Scouse jumps up and shouts at Harry..."I can lay this f***ing gun on a fag packet and don't need checking!"
There then ensued what is best described as a roll about in the gun pit between Harry and Scouse with the rest of us looking at each other laughing while they sorted out their differences.
The day after a rapier missile was fired over our position chasing after an Argentine jet heading towards San Carlos settlement, it was catching the aircraft and we were all cheering it on. The pilot was obviously aware he was about to be blown up and just managed to skip over the ridge where the bootnecks were dug (42 CDO I think). Unfortunately for them the rapier missile did not perform the same manoeuvre and slammed into the hillside above their trenches leaving a large black hole. It was hilarious to see the bootnecks emerging from their trenches looking at the hole and then looking down the valley at the rapier site with a look of "what the f*** was that!"
After what seemed a long time in San Carlos we were flown forward by Sea King to Mount Estancia.
It had been a long day and we knew as soon as we landed it would be more digging....oh joy!.
During the "interesting" low level flight the Navy loadmaster produced fresh Ham rolls and a hot brew from a flask. It was the best thing that had happened for days! Although he did look at us strangely as we all stuffed the rolls into our smocks to be eaten later when we could really savour them.
After digging in on Mount Estancia someone told us that we were in front of 3 Para.....I always thought it should be the other way around! Suffice to say our eyes were on stalks during our time there.
We stayed in that position for a number of days with the weather beginning to deteriorate. Thickest fog I have ever seen!
Eventually after another exciting Sea King lift we ended up on the forward slopes of Mount Kent. Our final position where we supported the final attacks. Not sure to this day who we supported but all I know is that we were firing continually.
Best regards & wishes to all of F Sub (79 Bty Falklands 1982) & 29 Commando Regt RA
Thanks for that Brian I'm sure Harry will be well please to here how his moustache scissors were used to keep of all his gun subs hygiene tiptop. Wonder if that's why he has now shaved it off?
Thursday 27th May
During the afternoon we suffered several air raids late afternoon a decoy flight came over the headline over our position and headed over San Carlos water, which drew most of the anti air craft fire,seconds later 4 more air craft came over the same headland behind us and headed straight down the valley towards the BMA (Brigade maintenance area) at Ajax Bay ,San Carlos jetty and 40 Cdo southern position Rapier slashed 2 Sky Hawks and the third probably downed and the 4th was splashed out by Naval ship. Before they were shot down they had released their loads leaving 4 dead and 26 wounded and having hit an ammo dump in the BMA. Explosions and fired came from the BMA during the remainder of the day and night, 8 Bty prepared 3 guns to move Camilla Creek to support 2 Para's advance on Goose Green.
Sam recalls the bombing of the BMA from first hand experience
We were hit by four A4 on 27th of May, in two waves of two air craft. We were out back between two buildings, I don't know why but I looked to my right and there they were coming right at us. Steve and I about faced and started to run. "OOOOO F**k" I aimed for the door, I did not hear the blast just felt this hot slap lifting me off my feet and propelling me through the door I was turned in the air and landed on my back. In time to see Steve flying through the window, he lands like a pile of shit "where's me helmet" Joe says "Ill get it ". With that he dives into the building, the second wave hit. Joe does not come out, me and Steve look at each other "f**k" we say. "You two stop f**king about, Steve here's your helmet, next time get it yourself. Sam can you come with me". Says Joe Joe led me through to the main building, where he had found a young Royal he had been killed. He was from 45 Cdo, we couldn't leave him there as all the mortar rounds and small arms ammo were brewing up and popping of every where. I ran through the building to where the medics were and picked up a stretcher and blanket, Joe and I carried this lad round to the red and green life machine but sadly he was passed help the medics bagged him and tagged him. We were there for him, and looked after him it was too little and sadly too late. We lost four men that morning and twenty six wounded. It was a long night in the shelter with the rounds popping all around us. The next day we all said we wanted to return to the Bty lines, Joe went off to find out.
Hours later with no Joe, I said I would go and find out. So off I set up the hill, I got to about half a mile and waved but got no response, I went down this dip came up the other side. I got my response about sixty lads pointing weapons at me, I had courage running down both legs. George Jobling was waving like madly at me so I waved back, to which he and everyone else responded by diving into their holes like rabbits, it was at this point I heard this thumping sound which turned into banging as cannon shells ripped up the slop on ether side of me. I had to turn and look, so I look, and I swear its that same A4 trying to mess my day up. I tell you if I had a spare boot I would have I would have thrown it, well I didn't so I turned and ran. Now you all know Dartmoor, Sennybridge and Scotland and how its covered in that boggy ground, with big tufts of grass and how hard it is to walk on. Well this was the same shit, and I kid you not I did 110m up hill in twelve strides. I even beat the air craft baring down on us! I dived into the first hole landed head first.
Leroy is in it emptying mag after mag, hot spent cases bouncing off my helmet and down my neck. At that point my mate came back throwing cannon shells all round us, Lee and I dropped to the bottom of the trench thankfully Lee had already turned me right side up. Marsh pops his head out of the shelter "Sam you want a coffee" crap flying every where, his head pops out again " do you take sugar" so I stayed for coffee, and do you know its the best coffee I have ever had because I was home. After the raid I got to see the BSM, I said that if I am going to get it I would rather be with my mates. Than die with people who don't give a shit, he saw my point I went down and told the lads to pack up we are all going home.
As I said everything written in orange has been submitted by somebody else and it is their version of the events as they remember it.
During the Argie air strike I was in the middle of the position sorting the ammo. As soon as the first aircraft appeared I grabbed my tin hat and started for cover. Nigel Morrell who was section cmdr grabbed hold of my arm and shouted "sit down ". I looked at him as if he were mad. "Look" he said "if you go charging off across there to your trench, you're more likely to be shot by one of these silly bastards" he said pointing to our guys blasting away with everything they had at the Argie planes. I realised straight away that he of course was right, "players Randy," "please Nigel" then we sat down on the ammo, lit up a players non tipped each and watched all hell break loose.
Thinking back now it's a rather surreal thing to do, but it's amazing how easily you adapt to your surroundings.
As soon as it began it was all over. We sat and finished our fags, Nigel looked at me and said "there must be a few who've copped it over there" pointing to the BMA where the main strike had taken place, which was now shrouded in smoke, flames and the sound of small explosions as the heat reached the pallets of ammo stacked there. "Anyway this lots not going to shift itself, lets get it counted and out to the gun subs" he was referring to the ammo we had just been sitting on smoking during the enemy air strike.
This shows the BMA just as the first wave of aircraft dropped their bombs, one landed on the hospital but fortunately didn't go off.
Nigel was proved right about not moving. George Joblin was hit in the shoulder and wounded with small arms fire from one of our own weapons. How we know it was from our side was revealed a year later when we were in Belize.
At last light the 3 guns flew to Camilla Creek.
During all this 2 Para had taken Darwin and started to move on Goose Green under very heavy fire. We lost a Gazelle the pilot was killed, also a FGA was hit after an attack on an Argie Pack How position, the pilot baled behind enemy lines.

Here is the original Falkland Island Times fresh from the
Brigade press trench. Interesting to see on page 2 that the yanks are opposing
their government for supporting the Brits. Different matter now its their backs
to the wall!
Sunday 30th May
As usual the hacks in the Falkland Times press trench were
aiming for a Pulitzer prize, here again are the originals from that day.
Below are the original copies of a report including the sketch maps outlining Black 8s involvement in the battle for Goose Green. Although it has a rather gung ho title "Into action support by Black 8" it still is probably the most accurate account of what actually happened.

Good to see we had state of the art equipment!
Tuesday 1st June
Here is a message received from Rex Hunt the deposed governor of the Falklands.
For those of you who prefer your information in the raw form here is the BC
HQ Bty's written report for the day.Sunday 6th June
This one makes interesting reading, especially paragraph 2
stating H Jones intended to sue the BBC
Monday 7th June
For the purist among you here is the hand written sitrep from
the same day.We fired on several targets during the day, most of them troops in open or vehicles on the move. Reports are that the fire is very effective and appears to be demoralising the enemy. Those of us that remember working on the pack are now glad of the extra few kilometres range of the light gun. they are firing blind and do not have the range or mobility. Having said that our mobility is dependant on helicopters but at least most of our moves are in a forward direction.
News is coming through of an air attack on two LSLs with 5 brigade on board, first reports are that one has sustained heavy damage and quite a lot of casualties, the other one is thought not to be too badly damaged but there are some casualties.
One event worth noting happened today. During a lull in firing Alan (Taff) Williams was doing some work on one of our trenches when he heard a noise, on popping his head up over the top of the trench he was confronted by three guys two of them carrying another. When they saw a disembodied head appear and challenge them they dropped everything and shouted "For f*#ks sakes don't shoot!" Taff in his usual casual manner said "whats up boys?" to which three very relived men approached and told him they had been dropped off by chopper on a recce on mount Kent, as soon as the chopper left they came under artillery fire and one was quite badly hit so they withdrew sharpish. Luckily they stumbled onto us quite quickly, Taff showed them the way to the CP so they injured guy could receive attention & be casevaced out.
We are also getting news that HMS Plymouth has taken a bomb down her funnel but have no further information but it sounds like it didn't go off.
Here is part 2 of Des Connelly's account of happenings.
29
may having off loaded our stores, we took on POWs from Goose
Green, either on rear deck or by mexi float ( poor bastards some were
only 14yrs old ) the next 36hrs were hectic with RM and Intelligence
Corps checking who was who and what they were doing. Late 31 may
transferred POWs to Norland. 01 June took on RM troops and transferred to
Teal Inlet, back to San Carlos and repeated the process back to Teal
Inlet on 05 June
Obviously transporting troops who had been ashore for some time, It was
a shock to be told NO SHOWERS due to limited water. Back to San Carlos
as prison ship.
On 11 June took on 29 LAD plus others to Teal Inlet where I went ashore
and stayed with them until 14 June when it SNOWED. -------part 3 to follow.
Thanks Des, part three will be up in due course.
Here is the hand written sitrep for the day
Wednesday 9th June
We were firing most of the night, all of us are knackered now there were very few breaks in firing and when they did come we just slept in our positions. Splitting the crew in two has worked to a degree and we are getting rest if not so much sleep, but again when the gun need moving its all hands to the pump. We are mainly firing in support of our patrols who had run into trouble & needed to extract rapidly. Come daylight we looked very much like the black 8 of old covered in mud & cordite.
There are constant air raid warnings but these are now mainly being ignored, we have now become a little blasé about the air craft which after yesterdays attack on the LSLs may be a little premature. But then again we don't have much choice we can hardly abandon things half way through a mission.
Thursday 10 June
A lot of firing again during the night "have these buggers no idea I need my beauty sleep?" "You would need a Rip Van Winkle sleep to sort the bloody mush out!" was the reply. It seemed like we were on call all night again, we are having a few problems with aiming points. The aim posts are bloody useless, we can't see them half the time. So we strapped a torch to the nearest one and had to do with that. "Can you imagine what the SMIGs at Larkhill would say if they saw us strapping torches to aiming posts?" "Well where are they when we need them, tucked up in their bunks in bloody Larkhill that's where!" The wash up after this little exercise is going to be interesting.
Again we are cat napping when we can in between missions & ammo runs. At least the air craft threat seems to be almost extinct now, we haven't been attacked by air for a few days now. Looks like the fly boys have got the better of the air superiority.
We are getting wind of a large attack coming up in the next couple of days, we have been tasked to 45 Cdo who are to take out & hold the two sisters.
7 Bty with 42 who's mission is Mount Harriet.
79 have 3 Para who's mission is Mount Longdon.
We will be on call all day while they move to the start positions before beginning the attack in darkness.
The worst news of the day is that there was a friendly-friendly contact during the night. 45 had shot up their own mortar section who had deployed to support the evening patrols. There are 4 dead & 1 very seriously injured. These things are bound to happen during the confusion of war, but it bloody well shouldn't most of this is down to poor passage of information between senior commanders. But its the grunt on the ground that faces the consequences of their inadequacies.
Friday 11th June
Today's sitrep
Here are the hand written sitrep for today

This link gives a personal view of how one man faced battle The Battle for Two Sisters as seen by Heno (with one ‘N’)
Here are some more memories from Heno Heno’s (With one ‘N’) photo’s from his attic
Tuesday 15th June
This one shows a typical crisp cool Falklands
morning
Would you think men had fought & died here hours before?
Thurs 17th June
T.B.C.